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  1. sharon

    “Tape a bottle to your husband so he doesn’t forget”—OMG that was funny!!

  2. sharon

    another hint–eat vegetarian. :-)

    • Dan A.

      “another hint–eat vegetarian. :-)”

      You mean, like beans? Sort of defeats the purpose with some of us.

    • nunya

      I love chicken, beef, and pork, yummm!

    • Stacey E.

      I do eat only vegetarian, have for the last 24 years, and I stink like the best of them. The only time my “stuff” has ever smelled even slightly pleasant is when I’ve eaten almost nothing but strawberries. I guess maybe people should eat vegan to smell nice, but I’d probably find my way around that one, too.

  3. Haha! I’m SO glad I came across this. My fiance claims his number 2 is toxic! Looks like I’ll be keeping a bottle of some EOs near the toilet so he can use them… ;)

  4. This is so great! I started doing this with lemongrass oil, and wow, it really does make a difference!

    I have yet to convince my husband to try, considering he tells me his are “toxic.” lol

  5. Jen

    I’m going to go put drops in all my toilets…just in case! LOL

  6. morgan

    how far in advance can you put the drops in? i have people in my house who would definitely forget so i was thinking i could add them myself, but i don’t want to waste it if it’s hours without no one going in!

  7. KL

    I’ve been trying this out lately and it works GREAT! Here are a few more tips

    * you can put the drops in moments before you go or after you’re already begun to go
    * for best results add the drops to the water and not the side (or front) of the bowl. They’ll eventually drip down into the water, but it’s faster if you just add them to the water.
    * husbands might need a few extra drops
    * you can use any scent! (I bought fragrance oils in the following scents – 7-up pound cake, strawberry shake and grapefruit. All of these scents worked well)
    * if you’re a real cheapie like me buy a larger bottle of EO and refill old bottles with new oil
    * these make a great stocking stuffer!

  8. Lady T

    The author is hilarious! Loved this post and the idea. Definitely will have to try it. Now I have a new website to check out – for tips and laughs!!

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  12. LG

    Love how you make scatology so much fun.

  13. Rikos

    I don’t really give a crap about the smell…its other HEARING me is what’s the problem. I don’t even like them to hear the TP rolling, tearing and wiping. I have issues.


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