(Semi) Thoughtless Thursday
Quick. Think fast. What does Priceline, partially digested foam rubber, a goat’s beard, 8001 boxes, sore knees, and an industrial-size bottle of vinegar have in common?
They all …
Umm …
Me.
That is what they all have in common. Me, over the last week and a half.
You know how some blogs do Wordless Wednesday? Well, here’s my Thoughtless Thursday, because frankly, my dears, if there’s a brain left in my head after the last week and a half, I don’t know about it.
In the last 10 days, I have:
Spent the afternoon at a farm (this was luxury)
Oh, The Things You Can Make If Only You Try
The other night, as I was writing the post announcing this quick sale, I started to read the books. Really read. Before, I had only read one or two, and cyber-thumbed through the rest. But, as I immersed myself in the recipes and instructions contained therein, I was overtaken by an entity. An entity that seemed so familiar, yet nearly forgotten.
The pure and clear entity of the essence of Crunchy Betty.
Yesterday. Yesterday, I came back to life. In one day, I made FIVE things from the pages of these books (and let me tell you, five things is but a ripple on the ocean of what I want to make from the books in the Healthy Living eBook Bundle).
I documented ALL the things, which you’re about to gaze at lovingly. And while I can’t give you the recipes for four of the things – you have to buy the bundle to manifest this yumminess yourself – I will give you a recipe straight from my very own book in the bundle – Crunchy Betty’s Food On Your Face for Acne and Oily Skin. At the end. So keep scrolling.
October Surprise! Healthy Living eBook Bundle – 5 Days Only!
This is a big deal, folks.
And it only lasts for 5 days.
If you’ve ever wanted to learn more (or, you know, almost EVERYTHING) about living a healthy, natural lifestyle; if you’ve ever wanted to dip your toes into the world of real food preparation; if you’ve ever, ever been even the tiniest bit lost on the windy road to a balanced and synthetic-free life, you’re going to want to pick this bundle up.
Today.
These ebooks are, seriously, the most beautiful, information-packed, entertaining resources from independent publishers and authors on the internet today. In other words, you’re getting over 30 eBooks written by inspirational top natural health bloggers – and typically, if you bought them separately, they’d be over $300. Purchase the bundle this week? ALL of them, all together, are only $29.
PLUS. PLUS! (Wait for it …) There are bonuses. Seriously free bonuses, from Redmond, your choice of a free sourdough or buttermilk starter from Cultures for Health, and a 3-month free subscription to Plan To Eat. Check all of the goodness down below.
Before I share the “official” information of the sale with you, let me tell you this:
Many (if not most) of these eBooks are from my personal heroes. Women whose blogs I read religiously before starting my own blog. Women who have inspired me, who’ve guided me into living more naturally. Women with wisdom that we all NEED, so that we can pass it on for generations to come.
I am so. incredibly. honored. to be included in this bundle o’ nourishing knowledge.
How to Crystal Clean Your Electronic Screens for Pennies
One of my favorite things about being “Crunchy Betty” is the way it really enhances the quality of conversation my friends and I have.
Before, our conversations would go something like this:
“Hey.”
“Hey.”
“Wanna go get coffee?”
“Sure.”
“I dreamt about cheese last night.”
“Cool. I like cheese.”
Now, things like this happen. This tip comes from my technologically obsessed, electronically gifted friend Ryan. I would trust him with the life of all of my ridiculously overpriced electronic goods, so take this in good faith.
Love & Tinderness: Homemade Flavored Toothpick Tutorial
At the end of a hearty meal, what more could you ask for than a no-calorie, delicious treat that also doubles as a crud-picker?
(I am not ashamed of my lack of finesse with words, when it comes to oral hygiene. Oral hygiene should be a laughing matter. How else are you going to show off your shiny white choppers?)
Homemade flavored toothpicks are ridiculously easy to make, and not only will you want to keep a bunch around for yourself, but they also make adorable little gift additions. Or you could carry a few batches in your purse to hand to people with offensive breath. Talk about incredibly easy social graces. You just say, “You HAVE to see these adorable flavored toothpicks I made? Here. Have some! Try them! Aren’t they awesome?”
Problem = solved.
And who wouldn’t want something that looked like this?
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